Jill:,你要口香糖吗？想来片口香糖吗？
Chandler::嗯，是无糖的吗？无糖的吗？
Jill:(检查)对不起，不是。抱歉，不是
Chandler::哦，那就不要了，谢谢。那是什么鬼东西？如果吉尔古亚克给你口香糖，你就吃。如果她给你撕碎的动物尸体，你就接受。不，谢了你在搞什么东西？切记洁儿请你吃口香糖你就吃她叫你吃动物死尸你也得吃
Phoebe:(唱)纽约市停电了，牛奶变酸了。但对我来说，这并不可怕，因为我远离乳制品.啦啦啦，啦啦，啦啦.（她写下歌词)纽约大停电牛奶变酸不过没关系因为我不喝牛奶
Ross:(对乔伊)好，我来了。我要去了。(罗斯准备去对雷切尔（女子名)表白)
Joey:,你打算做吗？你决定啦？
Ross:,我要去做了。我决定了
Joey:,你需要帮助吗？需要帮助吗？
Ross:,你一出来，你就死定了。如果你想当电灯泡你就死定了
Joey:祝你好运，伙计。
Ross:谢谢。(乔伊拥抱他)好的。
Joey:好的。(罗斯走到阳台上和瑞秋聊天)
（莫妮卡走进来，开始走到阳台上阳台。)
Joey:嘿，你要去哪里？你要去哪里？
Monica:在外面。
Joey:,你不能出去。不行，你不能去外面
Monica:为什么不呢？
Joey:因为.原因。因为有理由
Monica:,那会是？什么理由？
Joey:我不能告诉你。不能告诉你
Monica:乔伊，怎么回事？乔伊，到底怎么了？
Joey::好吧，你要保证你永远不会告诉罗斯是我告诉你的。好吧，但你得答应我不会告诉罗斯是我说的
Monica:谈什么？说什么？
Joey:,他在策划你的生日派对。他正在准备你的生日舞会
Moni
ca: Oh my God! I love him! 天啊，我爱他Joey: (as Phoebe enters) You'd better act surprised. 你最好装成一副吃惊的样子
Phoebe: About what? 装什么?
Monica: My surprise party! 我的生日舞会
Phoebe: What surprise party? 什么生日舞会?
Monica: Oh stop it. Joey already told me. 少装蒜了 乔伊已经告诉我了
Phoebe: Well, he didn't tell me. 他没有告诉我
Joey: Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing. 别看我，这是罗斯的主意
Phoebe: This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything. 每次都这样 我总是最后知道的人
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff. 你不是，我们都有告诉你哦
Phoebe: Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in. (Monica gestures at（做动作示意） Phoebe to shut up; Joey looks surprised but pleased) Looks like I was second to last. 钱德在动物园被孔雀咬 我是最后知道的人 也是最后知道乔伊刚搬来时 你对他有意思的人什么? 看来我是倒数第二
Rachel: Hmmm... this is so nice. 感觉好好
Ross: OK, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment. 我有个问题 也谈不上是问题 只是好奇
Rachel: OK.
Ross: OK. Here goes. For a while now, I've been wanting to, um.... 是这样的 这些日子以来我一直想…
Rachel: Ohhh!!!! (looking at something behind Ross)
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right... 对，没错
Rachel: Oh, look at the little cat! (a small kitten is on the roof behind Ross) 瞧那只小猫!
Ross: What? (the cat jumps on his shoulders) Ow! 什么?
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: (singing) I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find, is the wonders I've found ever since...（唱歌）我站在世界之巅，低头看创作，唯一能找到的解释，就是我从此发现的奇迹。。
Commercial Break
Monica: (to Ross) This is just Bactine. It won't hurt. 这只是药不会痛的
(Ross flinches in pain.)
Joey: Sorry, that was wax. 对不起，那是蜡油
Phoebe: Oh, poor little Tooty is scared to death. We should find his owner. 可怜的小猫快吓死了我们得找到它的主人
Ross: Why don't we just put 'poor little Tooty' out in the hall? 何不将它放在走廊?
Rachel: During a blackout? He'd get trampled! 大停电时它会被踩死的
Ross: (nonchalantly) Yeah?
Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. (Jill gives him a stick of gum, and a strange look) 'Gum would be perfection'? 'Gum would be perfection.' Could have said 'gum would be nice,' or 'I'll have a stick,' but no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself. 考虑之后 口香糖是绝佳的选择 口香糖是绝佳的选择? 口香糖是绝佳的选择 我大可说”我也来一片” 但不， 我说的是"口香糖是绝佳的选择" 我真鄙视我自己
Phoebe: (stops at a door) Oh no, the Mendels, they hate all living things, right? 不，她们是修女
讨厌一切生物
Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers，敲隔壁的门，一个似乎宅男在应答) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner. 我们刚捡到这只猫 目前正在找它的主人
Mr. Heckles: Er, yeah, it's mine. 猫是我的
Phoebe: (trying to hold back the struggling cat，问题男试图对猫用强) He seems to hate you. Are you sure? 可是它似乎很讨厌你 你确定吗?
Mr. Heckles: Yeah, it's my cat. Give me my cat. 确定，猫是我的，把猫给我
Phoebe: Wait a minute. What's his name? 等等，它叫什么名字?
Mr. Heckles: Ehhhh... B-Buttons.
Rachel: Bob Buttons?
Mr. Heckles: Mmm. Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons. 过来，Bob Buttons
Phoebe: (the cat runs away from her，猫跑掉了) Oooh! You are a very bad man! 你真是个大坏蛋
Mr. Heckles: (as Phoebe and Rachel leave) You owe me a cat. 你们欠我一只猫
